These are the house party rules we use for our parties at our home in Spain.
Please feel free to use them, but please paraphrase so the google does not penalise either you or us.
We try to keep the rules to a minimum, but sufficient to ensure that most people have an enjoyable time.
No hard drugs. We operate a no drugs policy. There are no drugs, with the exception of Viagra and Cialis that have any positive effects for boosting or helping sexual performance, most will actually have a negative effect on your sexual performance. It is also more fun to have a partner who is able to communicate coherently.
Anyone found using "date rape" drugs, or dealing any drugs will be reported to the police.
Easy on the alcohol - a drunk is not an attractive swinging partner, and will impair your performance.
No means No - if anyone says no when you ask, or attempt to join them, please respect them and retire. If you persist you will be asked to leave the party.
No pressure - do not try to force anyone to do anything they don't want to do - not even your own partner.
Open bedroom doors - invitation to others to join them in the room
Closed bedroom doors - please respect the privacy of people in the room - (closed doors are not a preferred action, as it reduces the amount of play areas for everyone).
Cameras and camera phones are not allowed - if you want some pix of you in action let one of us know, and we will do them before or after the party for you. Please leave your cameras and camera phones in your car.
Be open minded - everyone is at the party for sex and fun with other people. If that is not what you want - please don't come. We all like different things, if someone is doing something you do not enjoy, do not watch.
Don't stand in the bedrooms and talk, this is very off-putting for everyone - its ok to watch, preferred if you join in. If you want to talk to someone please go to the lounge or kitchen area's.
No Scat or pissing games. We do not have the facilities for them, and this is our home, we do not appreciate cleaning faeces and/or urine from the beds or bathrooms.
No Smoking in the House. We understand that many of you enjoy smoking, but our home is a smoke free zone. Please smoke cigarettes or weed based products in the gardens and please use the ash trays.
For further information on good party behavior see the etiquette page